My eyes! Oh my eyes!

I hate italics. Why? Because I spent most of today helping out the fabulous layout gurus at ASIM. And italics are hard to see, they make my eyes hurt, I have to check and check again in case I miss them. I hatesss them.

I hereby swear (you all are my witnesses) not to use them from now on unless absolutely necessary!

🙂

(you can blame the heat and mac/PC issues and my tired tired eyes for this attempt at ‘humour’)

Holidays don’t last long enough, do they?

Well, we’re back from our far-too-brief holiday down the south coast. I’m in moping mode. Returning to the city always depresses me.

We stayed in a lovely house close to the coast a good five hours south of Sydney. It was beautiful and peaceful and we had ourselves a lovely time. Gully the dog joined us for his first holiday away and I think he fell in love with the open spaces as much as I did. He discovered mud crabs (and ate them) and met cows for the first time (and stared at them). Husband and I did a lot of reading and eating. We went cheese and wine shopping, and we all went bushwalking together.

Sigh. Depressing myself again. And so you understand why it’s so upsetting to be home, this is the view from the porch where husband and I lay under a big umbrella and read books:

Karibu

And this is the cattle dog meeting cattle for the first time! I love his attentive ‘I know I should do something but I don’t know what that is…’ stance:

Gully Cows

And Gully again, with a great big happy grin, after romping through the water, chasing crabs and splashing mud all over us:

Gully wet

SIGH.

Behind the times

I never notice these things when they actually happen. Only later. Much later.

Ah well.

At any rate, here are a few small mentions that made me happy.

Shane Jiraiya Cummings’ annual Dark Fiction Writers to Watch list. It would be nice to achieve things in 2009 *twitches* 2008 felt almost like a waste. It wasn’t. Achievements were made, but they were mostly behind the scenes achievements or not-quite but painfully-close ones. I gave 2009 a good talking on NYE, hopefully it will listen!

The Introduction from The Year’s Best Australian SF & Fantasy: Fourth Annual Volume has a nice ASIM mention, and this:

Zombies, edited by Robert N. Stephenson and published by Altair Australia Books, collects original zombie stories from around the world. Highlights are by Joanne Anderton and the editor, Robert N. Stephenson.

Yay.

K, caught up now. Give me a few months to get behind again 🙂

Tales that certainly feel long ago

Reading one of Graham‘s recent posts started me thinking about writing stories. Not the act of writing, I mean stories about writing.

I have never almost stopped writing, so I don’t have one of those stories to tell. But I can clearly place the moment I realised I wanted to write. And not only write, but be read.

I was nine, in primary school, and we had to write a story. I was obsessed with cheetahs at the time, so naturally I wrote about the struggles of a young cheetah family. As you do. I had a great time writing about their battles with nasty hyena neighbours and how they overcame such adversary only to be hunted by poachers. I think the poor cheetahs were also eaten by the end… Hey, it’s creative? Right?

My dad helped me type it up and print it out, and I made a cover for it and drew plenty of illustrations (including the eating part). As it turned out, my story was the best in the class. I even got to stand up in front of everyone and read it out. When I got to the part where the cheetah family were eating dinner and described the scene in all its gory I’ve-seen-too-many-documentaries detail, the whole class went “ewww”.

THIS was the moment I got hooked. They responded to my story! They didn’t just sit there and passively listen, ther intereacted, they got involved! What a thrill! It was amazing and I knew that I wanted more of it. I wanted to write more and I wanted people to read what I wrote so they would respond, over and over. So I could make them feel something or think something, and get a reaction.

Could explain why I enjoy writing horror so much 😉

So that’s it, my writing story. I still have Cheetahkins’ (I know, what an original name!) story filed away somewhere. I guess I keep it so I can look at it again, if I ever need that ‘why do we do this’ boost. But I’m pretty addicted as it is.

Om nom nom

*stands up*

Hi, my name is Joanne and I’m obsessed with food.

I don’t eat when I’m upset, or lonely, although I have noticed a tendency to munch away the boredom. I just love food. I love buying it (Mmmm fresh fruit and veg) I love cooking it and boy, do I love eating it. If my thumb was a little more green and a little less kill-every-plant-in-sight I’m sure I would also love growing it!

Why this sudden bout of food-aholics anonymous? Firstly I spent NYE with a very dear friend cooking, eating and drinking up a storm. But this is nothing new. It’s all about something one of my lovely beta-readers said to me. Something along the lines of ‘There’s a lot of food in this book. It made me hungry.’ As I revise I’m noticing that boy, there IS a lot of food in this book!

So I’ve been pondering why? Because food gives an insight not only into a new culture, but into characters. There is a difference between characters who cook stew over an open fire, and those who get seafood take-away. What food is chosen, how it is prepared, whether or not they have the funds to acquire foods out of season, all of these say a lot about a character.

Of course, I think it’s got a lot to do with the main character as well. Very early on she’s put into a position where she does not have enough to eat. I believe you would start noticing food, perhaps more than you usually would, if you are suddenly forced to go hungry.

I, for instance, seem to notice it all the time. Hungry or not 🙂

Now excuse me, I think I need to make myself something to eat…